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HAHA they have a cookie when Ron Swanson had dreadlocks.

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Ron Swanson Cookie Gift Box, $30

Since it’s impossible to put Ron Swanson’s face on bacon and eggs (or is it?), Whipped Bakeshop is here to bake us up a batch of Parks and Recreation cookies featuring everyone’s favorite department director. Each gift box comes with six vanilla shortbread cookies — two quotes, two steaks, and two Swanson faces. Even though “cookies” are a sensitive subject for Ron right now, we’re pretty sure any Pyramid of Greatness fan would love to find these goodies under a tree.

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